OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD I LITERALLY LOST MY SHIT WHEN I FOUND IT

I’ve already had a chance to use all of it, so I figured I’d do mini-reviews.

Narcotick: I’d heard that this had an unpleasant herbal smell, but I actually really liked it. It’s kind of reminiscent of normal Seattle weather–kind of pine-y, kind of spicy, a lot herb-y, with the smell of rain mixed in there just a tiny bit…and somewhere in the distance, there is someone smoking hella mare-uh-joo-wa-na. I LOVE IT. It had already done awesome things for all of my blemishes that are not on my face. It is also very and extremely BLUE. Like. It made the water blue. It was so great. I haven’t used it on my hair, but I think I will tonight. The only thing I dislike about this is the punk-ass spelling of “narcotic.” :P

Blue Skies: I will admit that I am not the hugest fan of the bubble bar whenever I smell it in-store, but I figured I’d get the shower gel because I’d heard it was spicier than the bubble bar. IT IS. Omg. It smells like Christmas, y'all. Hella cinnamon, but I definitely still pick up on the frankincense and the patchouli. I used this on my hair this morning, and it smelled fucking awesome all day. My hair was also really manageable and shiny today–I guess Blue Skies agrees with Retread, so to speak!

Party On: So this is what I came up with, description-wise, immediately after smelling it: This shiz smells like springtime on steroids. With herbs. I definitely get the herbs from this one. I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT. It is my baby and I love it and no one else can have it no no no. No. It also woke me up more than my coffee did. And I looove my coffee. But, due to the fact that I didn’t have it to smell all day (I’m thinking of bringing a piece to school every day from now on), I still crashed hella during school…I deemed my coffee unappetizing because of a totally whacked hazelnut-to-coffee ratio. ANYWAY. PARTY ON. IT IS AMAZING AND FLUORESCENT. Go get it.

YAYYYYYYY!

Still waiting on the Flying Saucers that I won in the chat party, but I bet it’ll be here within the week. SO EXCITED.

YAYYYYYYY!

silencexists:

bodyparts:

most inspiring lil wayne lyrics

1. almost drowned in the pussy so i swam to her butt
2. you think your shit don’t stink but you are mrs P U
3. i wear them skinny jeans so you can see my fat wallet
4. when im done she hold me like a conversation weezy baby
5. i’m down like the economy
6. i’m back like i forgot something

God, I hate Lil Wayne so much. 

Don’t forget the classic Lil Wayne line: “Real Gs move in silence, like lasagna.”

(via silencexists-deactivated2015100)

lushiesunite:

I couldn’t participate in the party for long, and I didn’t order :/ kinda wishing I had grabbed some bath products!*

*but also proud that I didn’t because I’m working really hard to not hoard product. Agh.

I got the Narcotick and Blue Skies shower gels, the Party On shower jelly, and I WON a full-size Flying Saucers shower gel! :D 

I think they still have the stuff, if you wanna go check…

(Source: lushiesunite-blog)

With my last few posts, I wasn’t taking a definitive stance on the issue at hand; I was merely correcting annoying facebook man’s “facts.”

He’s all “they support Israeli colonization of Palestine!” and I pointed out to him, albeit condescendingly, that they PUBLICLY DENOUNCED Israel’s actions by supporting the OneWorld Freedom for Palestine campaign.

So shut the fuck up, little facebook man.